2022 Honda Civic Sport Sedan

• 158 horsepower inline 4
• 0-60 probably 9-10 seconds, about 12 seconds with your mom in the passenger seat
• VTEC, obviously, which is why i redline on every highway entrance (gotta reach peak power)
• CVT is slower than mitch mcconnell but the paddle shifters are pretty sick ngl
• Front wheel drive but handles really well, not a lot of body roll around canyon roads, pulls out of corners better than i can pull a woman
• Apple CarPlay for bumping tunes
• Four seats for more hoes (i've never talked to a woman)
• Wheels curbed to shit thanks to my older brother, i pinky promise i know how to park

can't find a strip of open road long enough to test a 0-60 it's that slow 🥶🥶🙏🙏

first car, thanks mom and dad 😋

god's chariot